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The Cars Greatest Hits Vol. II

by Youth Pastor

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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Youth Pastor's The Cars' Greatest Hits Vol II released on cassette.
    Part of a series of three red tapes to include Chloe Dancer, Ainor, and Youth Pastor.

    Tapes will go into production when 50% of the available tapes, across one colour series, have sold or when a single tape in a colour series has sold out completely.

    All tapes are made one at a time by one guy in his house, your patience is sincerely appreciated. They will ship as they are made, and you will be kept in the loop as to the production schedule.

    Thank you so much for your support and your patience.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Cars Greatest Hits Vol. II via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 10 days
    edition of 13  9 remaining
    Purchasable with gift card

      $10 CAD or more 

     

  • This tarot card, The Sun, is an original piece of art by Kaitlyn Hay Sinclair from British Columbia. It is a limited edition physical item (13 available, ever), that includes a digital download of the Youth Pastor album.

    Each Syrup Moose Records release will have an accompanying tarot card until an entire deck has been created.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Cars Greatest Hits Vol. II via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 10 days
    edition of 13  4 remaining
    Purchasable with gift card

      $6.66 CAD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 CAD  or more

     

  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 3 Youth Pastor releases available on Bandcamp and save 35%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Gospels, Songs To Fuck and Kill Yourself To, and The Cars Greatest Hits Vol. II. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      $9.75 CAD or more (35% OFF)

     

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about

Youth Pastor are a band made up of reality show losers who take their love for Halloween III a bit too far. Youth Crew without crew cuts and skinny jeans instead of cargo shorts.

The Album:
The Cars Greatest Hits Volume II is what Tool would sound like if they weren’t pretentious douches who grew up listening to Orchid rather than Rush. Spewing disdain for anyone and everyone, the music, somehow even more skewed than the last song blisters through the speakers. If mathy-screamo-hardcore is your thing, chances are you’ve heard better bands. Stick to them, poser.

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released December 25, 2022

Written and Produced by Youth Pastor

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